In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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