I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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