ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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