party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
North Korea, Best Korea!
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
