Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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