i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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