There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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