is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I supernannyed him into submission
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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