He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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