You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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