glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I accidentally burped into my bong.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
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