How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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