Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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