i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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