I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
