Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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