I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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