"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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