If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I am spending my child support on dildos
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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