I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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