I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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