who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Boobs speak an international language.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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