i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
