Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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