There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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