Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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