Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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