I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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