Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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