my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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