Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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