lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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