Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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