DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
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Wipe that smile off your face.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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