and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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