You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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