just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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