At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Randomize
