it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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