Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
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