i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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