Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
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go home
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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