Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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