Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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