Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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