I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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