the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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