Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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