the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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