Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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